They are almost always magical.
My favorite spot is the couch,
And Benny will often join,
Growing into a grouch.
It’s like a flip of a coin.
Clawing and kneading - ouch!
Another wound on my groin.
Look on QVC - what a cute pouch!
Nincompoop just called in from Des Moines.
Asleep I go, in a slouch.
Perhaps later I’ll cook pork loin.
