September 2009
7 posts
And I quote...
It’s not a big truck. Warble garble internet. A series of tubes.
I am still mad at Andre.
Champagne is a tasty treat. When it bubbles, it tickles my feet. Not really, that’s gross. Keep it away from my toes. It doesn’t contain any meat.
It was rotten just now.
Pull apart the shell to get some deliciousness. Every once in a while, you get a gross wrinkly one. Almonds are not as tasty. Nuts are yummy. U have a dirty mind. Top hats and monocles look silly on a damn peanut.
FAIL
Fantasies are really creepy. And often make me really sleepy. Igloos are not quite like a tee pee. Liquid will make you go pee pee.
Iron-y.
I am a heifer. I like to eat cheeseburgers. Bring me some more meat.
Zippy the cow.
There once was a cow named Zippy, and he was kind of a hippy. He ate lots of grass that gave him green gas. His response was always DAMN SKIPPY!